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"Come on my heart, soul deaf cruel. I'll shed kisses without remorse on your lovely body, sanded and shining like copper" (Baudelaire)
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Please understand, this isn't just goodbye...
this is I can't stand you.
This is where the road crashed into the ocean.
It rises all around me and now we're barely breathing...
a thousand faces we'll choose to ignore...
No, It Isn't by +44
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Please understand, this isn't just goodbye...
this is I can't stand you.
This is where the road crashed into the ocean.
It rises all around me and now we're barely breathing...
a thousand faces we'll choose to ignore...
No, It Isn't by +44
Can I ask u a favor?
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"Come on my heart, soul deaf cruel. I'll shed kisses without remorse on your lovely body, sanded and shining like copper" (Baudelaire)
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Join my club at [link]
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Asking "How was school?" is like asking "How was the drive-by shooting?". You don't care how it was, you're just glad you made it out alive.
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Please understand, this isn't just goodbye...
this is I can't stand you.
This is where the road crashed into the ocean.
It rises all around me and now we're barely breathing...
a thousand faces we'll choose to ignore...
No, It Isn't by +44
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Asking "How was school?" is like asking "How was the drive-by shooting?". You don't care how it was, you're just glad you made it out alive.
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Please understand, this isn't just goodbye...
this is I can't stand you.
This is where the road crashed into the ocean.
It rises all around me and now we're barely breathing...
a thousand faces we'll choose to ignore...
No, It Isn't by +44
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